Y’all Need Science Crocs – Black Retro Chemistry Teacher Shoes

Got a long day of teaching biology, grading chemistry papers, or running tests in the lab ahead of you? Ditch the stiff, uncomfortable sneakers for something that actually has some personality. We designed these black Crocs specifically for the science nerds. The front features a vintage retro sunset with a chemistry beaker and the phrase "Y'all Need Science"—which perfectly captures that subtle frustration every science lover feels at least once a day. The rest of the shoe is completely covered in cool, white doodle-style DNA strands, atoms, magnets, and math equations.

They are exactly what you want to wear when you know you will be on your feet all day. You get that incredibly roomy, lightweight Crocs fit that actually gives your toes space to breathe and saves your lower back during a long shift. Plus, there are absolutely no laces to mess with when you are rushing to make it to your first period class or morning lecture. Just keep them by the door and slide them right on.

The solid black background is honestly a lifesaver because it hides normal dust, scuffs, and everyday dirt perfectly. If you do happen to spill your morning coffee or drop something messy on them in the classroom, you don't have to stress. You can literally just wipe them down with a wet paper towel or run them under the breakroom sink, and they will dry in minutes. Pick up a pair for your own daily wardrobe, or grab them as a hilarious, highly practical gift for your favorite science teacher, professor, or lab tech.

Size guide

Choosing Your Size

Step 1: Stand close to the wall, on solid ground or objects on the surface, keep the heel close to the wall
Step 2: With a soft measuring tape or ruler measure the length from the heel to toe
Step 3: We recommend choose insole length = feet length + 5mm.