Ye Olde Shithole Unisex Shirt

A tribute to your favorite local establishment.

We all have that one spot—the floors are sticky, the lighting is dim, and the beer is cheap. This shirt is the official uniform for patrons of fine (and not-so-fine) dive bars everywhere. The "Ye Olde" phrasing gives it a mock-historical tavern feel, while the punchline keeps it grounded in reality.

Wear it to the pub, the garage party, or the Renaissance Faire if you want to get kicked out of the royal court.

Why it’s a legend:

• Vintage Aesthetic: Rust-colored text gives it an aged, pub-sign look.
• Conversation Starter: Guaranteed to get a laugh from your drinking buddies.
• Comfort: Soft fit, perfect for long nights on a barstool.