Finally, a seating chart that everyone can agree on.
Taking the "shocker" concept to a whole new level of practicality, "The Minivan" is the ultimate conversation starter for anyone with a dark sense of humor. We’ve immortalized the internet’s favorite dirty seating arrangement on a premium tee. With the hand diagrams clearly laying out the logistics—2 in the front, 5 in the rear—this shirt is guaranteed to get double-takes, laughs, and maybe a few gasps.
It’s bold, it’s crude, and it’s hilarious. Wear it if you aren't afraid to be the most controversial person in the room.
The Specs:
- The Slogan: "THE MINIVAN: 2 IN THE FRONT 5 IN THE REAR".
- The Graphics: Detailed hand instructional icons.
- The Reaction: 100% Guaranteed shock value.







