Pinkeye Is Temporary But Shell Never Forget The Rim Reaper Unisex Shirt (T Shirt, Hoodie, Tank Available)

Some shirts are meant to blend in. This is not one of them. Whether you’re walking into a party, a music festival, or just grabbing coffee, the "Pinkeye is Temporary" shirt is a total conversation nuker. It’s bold, it’s slightly unhinged, and it’s perfect for anyone who lives for the "did you really just wear that?" look.

If you have a reputation for having zero filter and a legendary sense of humor, this design belongs in your rotation. It's the ultimate badge of honor for the person who fears no joke.