Our Government Protects PDF Files Unisex Shirt

“Our Government Protects” PDF Graphic Shirt

A clean, minimalist punchline with a not-so-minimal meaning. The text reads “Our Government Protects” above a row of PDF icons—simple enough to look like office humor at first glance, sharp enough to land like commentary once people actually read it.

It’s the kind of shirt that fits right in at a barbecue, a protest, a campus hangout, a newsroom, or anywhere political satire gets a nod and a smirk.

What you’re getting

• Front: “Our Government Protects” with three PDF-style icons
• Vibe: minimalist, modern, deadpan satire
• Wearability: easy to pair with jeans, cargos, hoodies, or a jacket

Good for

• Political satire fans and free-speech humor
• Office and tech circles that live in PDFs
• Election season, rallies, debates, and watch parties
• Gifts for the friend who always has “links” and “receipts”

Fit & style options

This description is written to work across multiple shirt styles (different fits, fabrics, and cuts depending on the option you choose). Please check the style and size selections on this page for the exact details.

Note: Print scale and placement may vary slightly by garment style and screen settings.