Never do anything you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics Shirt

Unlock your wardrobe's sense of humor with our latest novelty tee, designed for those who live life on the edge while keeping laughter close at heart. This quip-worthy piece serves as a cheeky reminder to keep your adventures fun and your injuries limited to pride alone. Crafted from soft, breathable fabric, it's perfect for both casual outings and spontaneous escapades. Wear it as a statement of your spirited lifestyle and give everyone around a reason to smile. Ideal for storytelling or sharing a laugh, embrace the spontaneity and make it your go-to conversation starter!