Funny Nosy Horse Selfie Crocs – Watercolor Floral Equestrian Shoes

Have you ever opened your phone camera and accidentally taken a selfie from a weird, low angle? That's exactly what the horses on these shoes look like, and it is honestly hilarious. We designed these white Crocs to feature three nosy, watercolor-style horse faces looking right down at you, surrounded by scattered pink wildflowers. If you are known as the "crazy horse lady" of your friend group or you basically live at the stables, these are definitely for you.

Wearing white shoes around horses or the farm might sound like a bad idea, but since these are genuine Crocs-style slip-ons, they are incredibly easy to clean. You can walk through the dirt, do your barn chores, or get them muddy in the garden, and literally just hose them off in the yard when you're done. They dry in minutes. Plus, they give you that super lightweight, roomy fit with plenty of airflow, which feels amazing when your feet need to breathe after being stuck in heavy riding boots all day.

You don't have to deal with bending down to tie laces when your hands are full of feed bags or groceries. Just slide them on and go. Whether you are buying them for your own everyday wear or looking for a funny, practical gift for a horse lover or farm owner, these are guaranteed to get a lot of laughs and a lot of use.

Size guide

Choosing Your Size

Step 1: Stand close to the wall, on solid ground or objects on the surface, keep the heel close to the wall
Step 2: With a soft measuring tape or ruler measure the length from the heel to toe
Step 3: We recommend choose insole length = feet length + 5mm.