Bigfoot & Alien Drinking Beer Crocs | Funny “Does Not Listen” Sasquatch Shoes

Know someone who notorious for ignoring the manual and just winging it? These funny Bigfoot and Alien Crocs are basically their official uniform. We put a classic retro sunset in the background with Sasquatch and a grey extraterrestrial just hanging out in the pine trees, cracking open a couple of cold beers together. The bold "DOES NOT LISTEN OR FOLLOW DIRECTIONS" text pretty much says it all.

Since these are genuine Crocs, they are incredibly easy to wear. Keep them by the back door and throw them on when you are heading out to the garage, packing up the RV for a weekend camping trip, or just standing around the fire pit with a drink. There is zero hassle—just slide them on your feet and go.

They are also perfect for messy outdoor stuff. If you spill a drink on them, drop some BBQ sauce, or get them covered in mud from the trail, it genuinely doesn't matter. Just rinse them off with the garden hose and they will look brand new again in seconds.

Why they are perfect for everyday wear:

• Real Crocs Cushion: You get that familiar, lightweight foam support that keeps your feet from hurting when you are standing for a long time.

• The Humor: A hilarious, unapologetic conversation starter for anyone into cryptids, UFOs, or just being stubborn.

• Outdoor Ready: 100% waterproof and incredibly easy to clean.

• Breathable: The built-in holes keep your feet cool on hot summer days and let water drain right out.

Size guide

Choosing Your Size

Step 1: Stand close to the wall, on solid ground or objects on the surface, keep the heel close to the wall
Step 2: With a soft measuring tape or ruler measure the length from the heel to toe
Step 3: We recommend choose insole length = feet length + 5mm.