This Vessel Of Flesh Has Become A Burden Unisex Shirt

Totally radical existential dread.

Keep it cool while your mortal form slowly weighs you down. This shirt is the peak of internet irony, featuring a rad, skateboarding cartoon dog giving a thumbs up while contemplating the heavy reality of existence. It’s the perfect mashup of 90s "cool kid" aesthetics and modern-day burnout.

Whether you are skating through life or just dissociating on the couch, this tee says exactly how you feel. Ascend beyond the physical realm—or at least look cool while you're stuck in it.

Why it’s a mood:

• The Graphic: A cool dog with sunglasses and a skateboard.
• The Text: "THIS VESSEL OF FLESH HAS BECOME A BURDEN" in bold black font.
• The Vibe: 100% gnarly, 100% tired.