Calm face. Absolute chaos behind you.
This Kermit the Frog Smoking Meme tee is peak “I’m fine” energy—Kermit with a cigarette, looking unbothered, while a giant shark
is literally coming in hot from the background. It’s the perfect visual for anyone who survives purely on sarcasm, bad decisions, and vibes.
The clean, centered photo-style print gives it a simple streetwear look, while the image delivers the punchline. Wear it out, wear it in, wear it
when your week is on fire but you’re pretending it’s totally normal.
Why it hits
- Iconic Kermit meme energy with an instantly recognizable scene
- Centered square graphic that’s clean, bold, and easy to style
- Perfect conversation starter for meme lovers and chronically online friends
Perfect for
- Meme collectors, dark-humor fans, and “everything’s fine” personalities
- Casual streetwear fits, parties, late-night hangs, and weekend errands
- Gag gifts: birthdays, holidays, Secret Santa, and group-chat legends
Fit & feel
Available in multiple styles and fits—choose your favorite cut. Designed for everyday comfort with a print made to stay sharp over time.
Note: Contains a smoking depiction—intended for adult audiences.















