Cats Make Me Feel Less Murdery Unisex Shirt

Soft kitty… safer world.

Some people meditate. Some people journal. Some people just pick up a cat and immediately feel 73% less chaotic.
This dark-humor cat graphic nails that exact mood with the line “cats make me feel less murdery” and a retro-style illustration that’s equal parts sweet and savage.

It’s the perfect everyday piece for cat people with a sharp sense of humor—wear it for errands, coffee runs, weekend lounging, or whenever your face says
“please don’t talk to me” but your shirt says it with a wink.

What you’re getting

• Bold phrase layout: “cats make me feel less murdery”
• Vintage-inspired artwork of a woman cuddling a cat
• High-contrast design that stands out cleanly on dark colors

Perfect for

• Cat moms, cat dads, rescue lovers, and anyone whose therapist has whiskers
• Funny cat gifts, birthdays, holidays, Secret Santa, and “just because” surprises
• Fans of sarcastic humor, introvert energy, and cozy-at-home vibes

Fit & feel

Available in multiple styles and fits—choose your favorite cut. Built for everyday comfort with a print made to stay sharp over time.